Eleven Great Reasons To Shop Online For Black Friday
1. Foot Races - If you ever see me running, just try to keep up. There's something chasing me, and I don't scare easily; so...RUN!
2. Fighting KaRazy People- No, that's not a typo... it's KaRazy with a capital "K"!
3. Crowds and the Influenza Virus don't play well together.
4. More Fighting Crazy People.
5. Shopping Grid Lock.
6. All These People Want The Same Item and There's Only One In Stock.
7. Crowds and Body Odor Don't Mix.
8. Long Lines and only one cashier on duty.
9. Your Sweaters Get Stretched Out.
10. You Could Be Shopping From Here.
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